Free Printable Funny Seed Packet Templates

Know someone who needs a little laugh? These free printable funny seed envelope templates are sure to help with that! Fill them with seeds of your choice and use them as party favors, fun gifts for your friends with green thumbs, or a fun gift for your friends WITHOUT green thumbs 😉

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Know any plant lovers with a sense of humor??

Btw, this isn’t the only free printable you’ll find from MeganHStudio–there is tons of fun waiting for you in the VAULT!

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BOTANY plants lately?

That’s right, they’re free

AND they’re awesome. These are free for you to download and print for your personal use. If you have questions about permissible use, read on here.

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GROW for it!

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Different Versions

Below you’ll find PDFs to download with different sayings, all are great for the grown ups in your life, and some of them will work just fine for kids, too. If you’re trying to conserve printer ink, use the templates with a white background, otherwise the templates with a craft background are my favorites!

Simple Assembly

Cut out the template, make a few simple folds and add glue to a couple tabs. Then fill with the seeds of your choice and secure the flap!

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Get the look:

Looking for paper and other supply recommendations? Here’s what I used for my samples:

If you’re looking for a specific type of seed, I’ve gathered some information here. The ones in my sample images included a filler (like dirt) which helps with planting but can make them a little more susceptible to spilling out the corners of the seed packet envelopes. Here’s a few options with and without filler. Also, be sure to check the planting guidelines to be sure these seeds will thrive in your climate 😉

Type of Flower SeedsSizeIncludes Filler?
Drought Tolerant Wildflower Seed Mix7,500 seedsNope! Just seeds!
Annual Wildflower Seed Mix (only bloom for one season)30,000 seedsNo
Perennial Wildflower Seed Mix (come back every year)5,000 seedsYes
Wildflower Seeds Mix to Attract Pollinators5,000 seedsYes
Sunflower Seed Mix (most sunflowers are annuals)1,000 seedsNo
Bee Friendly Wildflower Seed Mix7,500 seedsNo
Different flower seeds to meet your needs

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Use these in lots of different ways!

These are versatile and can be used for different types of activities

  • Wedding or birthday party favors
  • Funny teacher thank you gifts
  • Small gifts for your friends, clients or customers with a sense of humor

Printing Tips:

To get the size just right on these, be sure to select “Actual Size” in your print settings, otherwise they may print out slightly smaller.

Your Free Funny Seed Packets

Download the designs you need below.

Botany Plants Lately?

Thirsty AF

Don’t Let Me Die

Grow, Dammit

Grow For It

Rooting For You

Grow, You Bastard

Talk Dirt to Me

Need seed packets that aren’t sarcastic?

I’ve got those too 😉

There’s so many fun FREE printables in the VAULT! Don’t miss them!

Check out the VAULT for lots of other fun FREE Printables like these:

Did you know I sell stuff too?

I specialize in fingerprint posters, signature posters, art prints and invitations. These are available for sale on Etsy and Amazon Handmade.

What’s a fingerprint poster?? I’m glad you asked! They’re a perfect way to commemorate guests at an event and also make great thank you gifts for teachers 😉 People add their fingerprint and sign their name on the artwork as a clever way to complete an element. Fingerprint trees are the most common–fingerprints are the added as leaves on the branches. And of course I have lots of great options for all kinds of events and thank you gifts!

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