Printable Funny Anti-Valentines

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These printable funny Anti-Valentines are sure to be a hit with your teens, tweens, and boys who think Cupid seems sus–lol! They even work for grown-ups with a sense of humor!

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Attach these cards to a treat, or hand them out as a stand alone card

Plus, these aren’t smothered in cooties, and they don’t suggest any arrangements about future dates, which is always nice, lol! Maybe it’s just because I’m a mom, but holy Toledo, some of these Valentine’s Day cards for kids are SO over-the-top lovie dovie, right?! Not these, that’s for sure!

That’s right, they’re exclusively for members!

AND they’re awesome. Plus, just about everything in the VAULT from MeganHStudio features exclusive hand drawn details–that’s the only way we roll around here 😉

These are free for you to download and print for your personal use with your membership. If you have questions about permissible use, read on here. Interested in starting a membership so you can access these printables and more? I don’t blame you! Check out the membership options here:

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It’s easy peasy

If you have a printer, scissors, and a pen, you can pull off some fun Valentines!

  • Download the templates
  • Print as many as you need (for personal use). I recommend printing on white cardstock (at least 110#), but regular copy paper works just fine if you’re in a bind
  • Write your name in the “from” section
  • Cut to along solid gray lines

You can add these to a candy or other treat, or hand them out as stand alone cards.

Your Printable Funny Anti-Valentine’s Day Cards

Members can download these funny anti-Valentine’s Day cards below.

If you prefer to purchase these a la carte, I have them available as an instant download in my Etsy shop, too. Click here the instant download and other Valentine’s Day options!

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With access to literally thousands of free printables featuring hand drawn artwork exclusively from MeganHStudio, your membership will be a tremendous value. Set your membership up now and then head over to the VAULT and check out the fun and useful printables just for you!

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Funny Anti-Valentine’s Day Cards

members only access to the printables in the Vault

This area is reserved for members only. To continue on and gain access to all the printables in the VAULT, click here to start your membership!

(and yes, there's an option for a free trial!)

With access to literally thousands of free printables featuring hand drawn artwork exclusively from MeganHStudio, your membership will be a tremendous value. Set your membership up now and then head over to the VAULT and check out the fun and useful printables just for you!

I'll see you there 😉

Already a member? Log in here!

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